The Man Who Ate An Actual Airplane Over 2 Years

Michel Lotito eating parts of Cessna 150 aircraft. Wikimedia Commons image

“Over the course of Monsieur Mangetout’s career, his diet included 18 bicycles, seven TV sets, two beds, 15 supermarket trolleys, a computer, a coffin (handles and all), a pair of skis and six chandeliers.”

Now THAT’s what I call an effective introduction. John Wick may be a badass when it comes to throwing knives, but how many bicycles has he actually eaten? Right, that’s what I…