Why You Shouldn’t Try to Kill Your Husband

Alan Trapulionis
6 min readDec 23, 2022
Dalia Dippolito, after the fact. Image via IMAGO / ZUMA Wire (Web/Commercial License)

The things people do.

It all began with a guy named Michael Dippolito.

Mike was feeling lonely one night — and so, like any reasonable person, he orders an escort. To his office, that is. He’s been married for 7 years.

A woman arrives shortly. Cute, tiny, assertive — just his type. They bond. Given that Mike was on parole for an investment…